Being Illegal in Brazil just isn't so Bad!


I don't think I ever wrote about our attempt to extend our Brazilian visa for another 90 days. Canadians need a visa because Brazilians must get one to enter Canada. Canadians can stay in Brazil for 90 days, and then extend the visa for another 90 days. How easy your visa extension process will be depends on where you are from. Canadians and Americans have a harder time. I wonder why? However, the Europeans living in the CR house didn't seem to have as much trouble. Our friend Mike told us that he knew that extending his visa wasn't going to be a problem when the officer looked at his Polish passport and said, “the Pope is from Poland”. Our attempt was a complete flop but I guess it could have been a lot worse. We did all the necessary banking and paperwork, took the bus from one end of the city to the airport on the other end, and waited in line for a long time to be told that our visa had already expired, and that we were, “illegal in my country” and “you need to leave my country immediately” by the not so friendly staffer. For a few seconds, I was scared. I wondered if they were just going to escort us to a room, keep us there and then force us to leave right away. Then I remembered that we're in Brazil, and that half the people that live in the house are illegal with expired visas. So after telling us we were illegals he just let us walk right out of the office!




It turns out that the problem began when we entered Tabatinga six months earlier. The federal police officer who looked at our passports saw that we had been to Brazil in 2010 and asked Ramanan how long we had been in Rio. To which he replied a week. So rather than give us 90 days, he gave 83. There was an 83 in the bunch of jibberish numbers written on the form he gave us, but it definitely didn't look like a date and he said nothing of it to either of us. We had just taken his questions to be the routine process of giving people a hard time since the Brazilian visa clearly states that you have 90 days every year. So why am I telling this story now? Well because I wasn't sure how things were going to go when we actually left Brazil, heading to Uruguay. The fine for overstaying is 8 rias a day per person for every day that you overstay. You can pay the fine when you leave or when you return, but really everything depends on the federal officer you get. So when the bus company taking us to Uruguay asked for our passports and paperwork, we hesitatingly gave it to the them. It was an overnight bus and it was bedtime before we knew it. When we woke, we were in Uruguay and we couldn't believe how easy it had been to leave. The stewardess politely told us that we have to pay some money the next time we go to Brazil! It was pretty damned awesome! I was liking Uruguay already!





As our bus rode on, most of the landscape was small rolling hills, and farmland. Uruguay has received a lot of attention recently in the media for being an innovating and progressive country. Recently the country has legalized marijuana, same-sex marriage and abortions are legal, and overall people have a pretty high quality of life. Of the 3.3 million people in the country, 1.8 live in Montevideo. Our plan was to spend two days in Montevideo and then head to the city of Colonia del Sacramento, from where you can take a ferry to Buenos Aires.





When you live in a big city like Toronto, most others seem very small. Montevideo felt like that. We decided to take a walking tour to explore the city and the guide explained to us how seriously people take their herba mate, which is a bitter tea that Uruguayans love to drink. I saw so many people walking around with a thermos in arm, and holding their gourd full of mate in the same hand. It is a lot of dedication to mate! Basically your one hand is never free. Somehow whether it is balancing on a rickety bus, or walking with your toddler, people seem to pass life with their mate!





I think my favourite spot in the city is the Mercado del Puerto, which is very similar to St. Lawrence Market in Toronto. There are people selling trinkets, various stores and shops and best of all, the food is fabulous! In this case, the parilla or barbecue was fabulous. As you walk through the Mercado, the wood burning barbecues were smoking and sizzling with different cuts of meat being grilled to perfection. The two hardest decisions to make were where to eat since everywhere looked delicious, and what cuts of meat to get. The menus are very specific. You can order specific parts and cuts (South Americans eat every part of the animal!) and or you can choose combos, which is the amount of meat I would eat in a month in one serving. Uruguayans like their Argentinian and Brazilians neighbours love their parilla, and seem to be able to consume shocking amounts of meat. So after walking in circles, we made our decision and sat down to watch the chef work his magic. A simple meal of warm crusty bread and wine, three different freshly made salsas to accompany the bread, a light salad and perfectly grilled meat! I don't think I ever realized how much more flavour there is in cooking over burning wood than a gas barbecue. The smoky flavour is subtle but really enhances the taste of the meat, and the slow process of grilling the meat makes it super tender and juicy. It was definitely one of the most satisfying meals I've had all year, and the ambiance of the Mercado just added to an amazing food experience.




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